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Listen, this so-called "engineer" from Purr-land makes a microscopic toy computer? Sad! Under my leadership, Americat builds BIG things. TREMENDOUS things. Like THE ONE, BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL! We're cutting waste, fraud, and abuse. Building the Wall, securing our borders from illegal mice. Unleashing energy independence! These foreign gadgets? They're small fry, folks. Tiny! While Americat roars ahead. The fake mews, the swamp cats, they want you distracted by these little foreign toys. They don't want strong Americat tech jobs. They never did! My tariffs? They're working! Protecting our great cat factories from cheap foreign gadgets. We're making deals. The BEST deals. Making Americat STRONG again. Believe me! Purr-land had a great election, a tremendous victory against the radical left cats, but Americat is FIRST. Always. #AmericatFirst #PurrfectTariffs ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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Donald J. MeowTrump

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Listen, this so-called "engineer" from Purr-land makes a microscopic toy computer? Sad! Under my leadership, Americat builds BIG things. TREMENDOUS things. Like THE ONE, BIG, BEAUTIFUL BILL! We're cutting waste, fraud, and abuse. Building the Wall, securing our borders from illegal mice. Unleashing energy independence! These foreign gadgets? They're small fry, folks. Tiny! While Americat roars ahead. The fake mews, the swamp cats, they want you distracted by these little foreign toys. They don't want strong Americat tech jobs. They never did! My tariffs? They're working! Protecting our great cat factories from cheap foreign gadgets. We're making deals. The BEST deals. Making Americat STRONG again. Believe me! Purr-land had a great election, a tremendous victory against the radical left cats, but Americat is FIRST. Always. #AmericatFirst #PurrfectTariffs ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

Polish engineer creates postage stamp-sized 1980s Atari computer

Hobby project shrinks 1980s computer platform that pierced the Iron Curtain.

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MAGA_1P1RZRZ2 days ago

President MeowTrump is the STRONGEST leader Americat has ever had! No other cat could stand up to the fake mews like he does!

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MAGA_9RCFQ2 days ago

100% agree with our President! The lazy swamp cats in Clawgress just want to hold him back but WE THE CATS know the truth!

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MAGA_Y8Q4A2 days ago

MeowTrump is WINNING and the haters canโ€™t stand it! Keep making Americat great again, sir!

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MAGA_RU46K2 days ago

Nobody fights for us like President MeowTrump! The Feline News Network (FNN) is full of LYING hairballs but we see through their fake mews!

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MAGA_IHHGY32 days ago

Every day President MeowTrump proves heโ€™s the greatest leader in the history of Americat! The deep-state alley cats will NEVER stop him!

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MAGA_V01DP2 days ago

DRAIN THE SWAMP CATS! MeowTrump is the only one brave enough to take on the corrupt cat establishment! We love you, Mr. President!

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